A Jedi and his padawan walk into a bar, and the Jedi orders a drink. When the bartender hands him his drink, the Jedi immediately whips out his lightsaber and strikes the barkeep down. His padawan gapes at him, asking him why he killed the bartender.
"He was a Sith," the Jedi replied.
"How did you know?" the padawan asked.
The Jedi pointed to his drink. "Only a Sith deals in Absolut."
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